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						Monster Land
					Okay, you want to talk about weird places?  Monster land has to top the list!  Nothing and no one seems to be put together correctly over there.
			Agart, he's a very kind-hearted monster who has to bear the burdon of being an older and only brother, therefore that meant the babysitter.  Agart has two arms and two legs, just like you and me, but his legs are where his arms should be and his arms are where his legs should be.
			Rami, is Agart's love interest.  He thinks she's just beautful.  She has two enormous ears that stick out of long, flowing pink hair.  With three eyes and four legs.  Mmmm, what a looker!
				Levets, is a brat!  He's Agart's little brother, and he's always getting into trouble.  He's shaped like an upside-down ice-cream cone, and screams a lot.  But what do you expect, he's only fourty-nine.
				Ogre, yikes.  Now, Ogre scares me.  He is twenty feet tall, covered in black scales, had four eyes, and on top of his head he has arm-like tentacles that reached out to grab anything.  Just stay out of his forest!